June 2010
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Women in the Work Zone [Part 1]
Slow man working: “What’s the different between cows and women?”
Girl: “I’m not sure. A lot of things I guess.”
Slow man working: “Two legs and two tits.”
*Slow men laughing*
Girl: “That’s ridiculous.”
Slow man working: “No, really. They have the same gestation period, they both like to lie out in the sun, and...
Road Work Ahead
Slow children playing grow up to be slow men working. As they are expected to be hit by cars in their youth the populace cares little about whether they actually make it to adulthood or not. When they do become slow men working they only prevent you from getting to work on time. They amble in the center of the work zone unfazed by the fact that you have not had your third cup of coffee this...